Chen-Baiwan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Neurotically Whored]

The lost episode....OF DOOM!!!

12 year old: OMG! ILL WILL OPRESS RULES!!! MY SISTER CUD MAEK BETTIR ARGYUMINTS DEN YOO AND SHI KEN SPEL!!! I WANT BOOBS!!! NOW NOW NOW!!! I GOT AN NG ACCOUNT TO VOET 5 ON POURN!!!!

Baiwan: Excellent spoof! I laughed my ass off at your attack on "I'LL ARREST"!

stealmyinternet responds:

help me kill them Baiwan. Help me kill them all.

[Godzilla vs SARS]

Sars is really more than a cold...

True...I guess the media DID blow it out of proportion...and the fear was NOT realative to it's survival/mortality rate as much as it was about it spreading and influencing that percentage on a larger number of people...

Once...there was a sickness with an 8% mortality rate yet it killed MILLIONS mainly because people couldn't contain it... I guess it's safer to OVERPLAY such a virus as SARS rather than allow people to continue to be unaware of it and allow it to spread...

OH! whoops...about the movie...it was ok...the shape tweens were...err...decently used....I guess...and...it could've been better...and err...You could've based this in Hong Kong...but then you have the Godzilla thing...errr...ok movie...

[final fantasy.exe]

not good...

First off...that music in the audio portal was plagerized off of "Fruity Loops"...and you didn't properly credit the author (with the ID number that came with the music....but since it was stolen...you might as well have not credited the author at all)...

Also..you misspelled many words and phrases...it's SHOULDN'T HAVE not SHOULDN'T OF! You also SHOULDN'T HAVE tweened the characters as they turned around...it makes them look like papaer...just turn them around in one frame...

The first play button didn't work...NOT GOOD!

The story itself was...well...not bad...but it could've been better...

[Metroids On Shrooms]

Nice artwork...

Nicely drawn...I don't know what else to say...

HEFLASH responds:

Thanks, thats all we needed to hear.

[Iraq Mission Hussein]

It was ok...

Some of the animation needs more work....

AOEGuy responds:

Yeah.. I sort of did this last night.. I spent 4 hours on it... So.. Yeah.. I probably should have taken a breather to refresh my mind.. Oh well.. Next time.. :)