Chen-Baiwan's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stande: Battle Mode]

Now THAT'S what I call a great game....

It's already good... I can't wait 'till you guys complete the adventure mode.

Excellent Audio Portal selection as well...

I just hope the same will be said of the game I'm working on...

SketchMichaels responds:

Nero: 'bah don't be so modest, everything you're working on is looking good, and I can't wait to see how they turn out.'

[The Passion of the Christ]

M'eh...being a christian...

I didn't find it too funny. Still...I guess the game's supposed to be a joke...

I was always wondering "what if they made a video game out of the Passion of the Christ" ever since I saw some cartoon at Cagle.com (see below)... Obviously such an idea would be ludicrous... but I knew it was either going to be something like THIS game or a game where Jesus brakes away from the cross and ravages Jerusalem with heat vision and other superhero powers (AKA Grand Theft Auto, 33AD meets Superman).

Be sure to check out this cartoon:
http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/PassionChrist/ThePassion/be st/morin.gif

automatic responds:

Not funny? :(

You made me cry! SHAME ON YOU!

[Ghost Motel 5]

Alright...

This has been a very nice series. It peers into religious and philosophical views. However graphically...it's been a bit... disappointing...though I'd be happy to help you guys in any future episodes if you need an artist or an extra voice actor...anyway...

Good Work,
-Chen Baiwan

PS: When the demoness implanted those disturbing images Joseph's head...I think you should've included tricky the clown like you did last episode and it's out-takes...or pube muppet or...umm... I'll be moving along now...err...good job...

Violet-AIM responds:

About the philosophical views... I just felt that it was necessary to give the viewers something, so they can understand what kind of world these ghosts live in. It's not meant to be religious in any way, just a bunch of mixed together spiritual concepts. Thanks for offering to help us. If you have some more helpful suggestions, feel free to email me at [e-mail].

[Who Wants To Be A NG Fan?]

WELL I HATE JAPAN!!! AND ANIME ALONG WITH IT!

But this game is ok...I didn't make it to the top but that is no reason to be a sore loser and vote this 0. SO I VOTED 8!

As for why I hate Japan....

And I only hate Japan becaus I like China better...I don't judge nations by their governement but by their culture...Japan is merely a CHEAP copy of Chinese culture...

TomokoSasaki responds:

Cheap? Japan is the richest country in the world. lol. Anyway, don't hate japan. heh.

[Boy Buffet!: MarioTest]

IT WAS GOOD!

But...There were two thigs I have a problem with...

first WHY IS THE BOSS A DINOSAUR??? IF YOU WANNA KEEP WITH THE SITUATION...MAKE THE BOSS THE POPE...or make him an angry parent!

Second...you drawings...The Bibles...sould have a thin black cover on 3 sides of the bibles when on the ground...What is the priest doing with the boys? Why do their legs dissapear? Certainly this scandle in the catholic church wasn't about catholic priests sawing their legs off...if you decide to change the look of the boys when they are picked up...just...don't get too graphic. Maybe keep the legs and add a scared look on the boys' faces when they get picked up!
Finally...Why make it look like mario...why not make the backround look gothic....like inside a Catholic church? Have the boys wearing alter-robes...this will all fit in with the satire!!!

but...it was good!

cakemeat responds:

Dont be stupid man.. This is not the real BOY BUFFET... this is my MARIO TEST.. ok. the real game will be barily like this.. it will take place in a church. the boss will be.. well i cant tell you.. but everything you mentioned will be in the real game.. this is a fun mario game.. OK?