Score: 4

"Not that good..."

submission: Sonic's Vacation Part I

date: June 22, 2003

You may need some help with motion and shape tweening and stuff like that...I'm glad you compressed your audio...but you could also have compressed your graffics (which can be compressed the some way asaudio...but don't over compress)... If you need any help just IM me or something...

Score: 10

"AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!"

submission: illwillpress fanmail

date: June 20, 2003

That was HILARIOUS!!! Your ILLWILLPRESS VOICE was PERFECT (the voice conveyed an entertaining mixture of lonleyness and constipation)! Towards the end you started showing the growing patheticness of ILLWILLPRESS (I think I'll skip this one)...I've got a new favorite!

Also..have you read some of IllWillPress' reviews...He was trying to play the "BBC vs. NG" game on Funktastic by threatening to sue him for using his characters in a parody which is protected by fair use...
...who else would try to attack someone who makes a parody of his movies...it's the parodies that started NG...the ones protected by the Fair Use policy...and if Mathers thinks he can bargein and try to do what the BBC tried to do to NG...then he might is well be another one of NG's enemies!

Score: 10

"OMG!"

submission: Neurotically Whored II

date: June 20, 2003

12 year old: YOOR GAY! FOMEY RULZ! OMG! I WANNA SEE BOOBS! I WANNA SEE FOAMY GOATSE!!!

Haha...again...nice one..but Illwill's voice was all wrong,...you should've had it like the last NW episode (then it would sound more accurate). Keep it coming with this and you might get the Neurotically Whored series into the Daily feature! I'll be willing to help with any future episode.

Score: 1

"Agh...I guess RancidPsycoJosh was right about this"

submission: The VG Tourney-Round 1!

date: June 12, 2003

You don't give enough time to read all of what they're saying...but frankly...that's a good thing...I don't WANT to know what they're saying anyway...

The sprite animation was AWFUL...
The general flash animation was HORRIBLE...
The plot was ATROCIOUS...
You used NO SOUND COMPRESSION WHATSOEVER...
This movie should NOT be at a size of 3 megs...nor should this still be on the portal...

Score: 10

"DAMMIT!!!"

submission: Defend Your Castle (Full)

date: June 8, 2003

Them giants are tough!!! I LOVED this! I loved the Demo too!

Also...I think you have a little bug...if you look under help...and you start the game...enemies will not show up...and the archer graffix do not change unless you start the level with them...NEVERTHELESS! THIS WAS AN EXCELLENT GAME!

Score: 0

"Simon McClure> YOU by far!"

submission: Newgrounds Preloader 2

date: June 6, 2003

plagerism is a VERY bad thing...Why'd you commit it?

Score: 3

"Decent Effort..."

submission: Pokemon: My Version

date: June 1, 2003

you gotta work on the drawing...but what annoyed me is the fact that you didn't optimise your audio (which you can do by opening your "library" in flash and lowering the audio's quality using "properties")

the humor was ok...

Score: 10

"The lost episode....OF DOOM!!!"

submission: Neurotically Whored

date: June 1, 2003

12 year old: OMG! ILL WILL OPRESS RULES!!! MY SISTER CUD MAEK BETTIR ARGYUMINTS DEN YOO AND SHI KEN SPEL!!! I WANT BOOBS!!! NOW NOW NOW!!! I GOT AN NG ACCOUNT TO VOET 5 ON POURN!!!!

Baiwan: Excellent spoof! I laughed my ass off at your attack on "I'LL ARREST"!

Score: 10

"NICE!!!!!"

submission: EB: The King And I

date: May 26, 2003

Animation was smooth.
Parodies were excellent.
Short and to the point!

THIS DESERVES #1 DAILY FEATURE if not a spot on the top 50!

Score: 1

"Not very good..."

submission: Create a Redneck Truck

date: May 23, 2003

Heh...a create a ride spoof...you should've developed on this more! oh well...